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Stories to Keep You Alive Despite Vampires

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This fourth wall–breaking middle grade collection of spooky, scary, and spoopy stories for fans of Lemony Snicket and Scary Stories to Tell in the Dark might just help you survive the night in a house full of vampires.
If you are reading this book, then you must be trapped in that spooky house with those vampires. Sorry about that.

But! You might just make it out if you manage to tell them one scary story each night in accordance with standard vampire rules. Don't know any scary stories? Good thing you found this book! Every tale in this tome is true...more or less (more more than less).

You get a little bit of everything in this monster mash: from hitchhiking phantoms to women in white, a carnivore beast that loves a good vacation to a haunted mannequin with a bug problem, killer phones, concerned werewolves, you name it. Everything you need to keep those vampires on the edge of their seats—and well away from your neck.

But beware...don't get too comfortable. Names have power, and if you whisper about too many things in the dark, they might just hear you.
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    • Kirkus

      November 1, 2022
      Read this--your life just might depend on it. In the preface to this horror collection, a mysterious narrator, who was once held captive by vampires, notes that these creatures of the night "cannot so much as nibble you if you tell them a story," so he has kindly left readers these tales, which served him well in the past. Some stories stand alone, while others return to the same characters or settings: summer campers sharing tales; an exorcist tasked with getting rid of ghosts. The exorcist's stories mirror real-life horrors, like the Woman in White, a ghostly version of entitled White women we've become familiar with via social media videos. Many tales breathe new life into tried-and-true tropes, such as the hitchhiking ghost. Acker's voice changes subtly through the progression of stories, making it believable that a young person is telling these tales off the cuff and becoming a stronger storyteller over time through more sophisticated language. Peppered throughout are humorous accounts of the narrator's time with his fanged captors along with Buoncristiano's arresting black-and-white artwork. Layers of nuance, plus hints at modern concerns, make this an entertaining read for a wide age range. Lack of physical description assumes a White default throughout, though the Park twins may be Korean, and the family harassed by the Woman in White might be people of color considering similar real-life incidents. One character uses they/them pronouns. Offering unexpected twists on established tropes, this collection will delight horror fans. (Horror. 8-14)

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  • English

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  • Lexile® Measure:710
  • Text Difficulty:3

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